ABC News: Funnies: A Pooh Press Conference

ABC News: Funnies: A Pooh Press Conference

Real Time

Bill Maher: "NBC is bringing back 'The Bionic Woman.' Which is about a woman who is half human, half robot and everybody loves her. And the people over at the Hillary Clinton campaign, this is a good omen for them."

Late Night

Conan O'Brien: "Today at the White House, President Bush and British Prime Minister Tony Blair held their last joint press conference. Yeah. In other words, it was the last time they played Christopher Robin and Pooh."